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Amazing Comet Signals Return Of Jesus!

The Truth Behind The Media Blackout Of Comet Holmes!

Comet Holmes To Return As The ‘Great Wonder’ Of Rev. 12

‘Revelation Twelve’  Now At Point Of Completion!

Warnings For The USA And Canada!

Comet P 17 Holmes confounded astronomers when it erupted and brightened by a factor of one million times within a period of just 24 hours. This extraordinary eruption and brightening is absolutely unprecedented in the annals of Cometary Astronomy.
This picture from Spaceweather shows the incredible ion tail.

The comet has a huge eruption moving along it’s tail. Holmes is more bizarre with each passing day

This animation shows the magnitude of what happened. To get a sense of scale, I added Jupiter to the animation. It thus shows what it would have looked like if Jupiter and Holmes were side by side and if they were at the same distance to Earth.

To learn why this extraordinary comet was censored by the mainstream media, and for the full account of Revelation Twelve, visit

The Book Of Revelation, Chapter Twelve; 1-5
And There Appeared A Great Wonder In Heaven
A Woman Clothed With The Sun And The Moon Beneath Her Feet
And Upon Her Head A Crown Of Twelve Stars
And She Being With Child Cried, Travailing In Birth, And Pained To Be Delivered
And There Appeared Another Wonder In Heaven
And Behold A Great Dragon, Having Seven Heads And Ten Horns, And Seven Crowns Upon His Head
And His Tail Drew The Third Part Of The Stars Of Heaven, And Did Cast Them Into The Earth:
And The Dragon Stood Before The Woman Which Was Ready To Be Delivered,
For To Devour Her Child As Soon As It Was Born.
And She Brought Forth A Manchild, Who Was To Rule All Nations With A Rod Of Iron
And Her Child Was Caught Up Unto God, And To His Throne
( read the rest of Rev 12 )


Book Twelve

The following information about Comet Holmes is excerpted from Book Twelve, Chapter Forty Two.

The Sign of the Coming of the Son of Man!

For, as the LIGHTENING COMETH OUT OF THE EAST, and shining even unto the west, so shall also the coming of the Son of Man be! (Matthew 24:27)

My Blessed Child, I am your Father Yahweh, yea Jehovah, Most High God! My Little One, I am Most High! There is no god besides me! Oh yes, there are counterfeits! There are liars, who call themselves gods, when they are not gods, but counterfeits! For, up until now, I have shared My glory with no one!

But, now comes another day! Now comes another time, a glorious time, wherein I will share My glory! I will share it with the saints! I will share it with the pure and clean souls, who are worthy to marry Me, worthy to receive My holy seed, worthy to bear My child! Oh, yes, this is so; for now is the time! Now is the time when My glory will fall on many and this very glory will change many lives! Oh, yes, they will be forever changed!

My Little One, who has My mind? And, who can understand Me? Who knows My ways? For, My ways are higher than all ways!

Now My Little One, comes My glory as no human has ever seen; and this very glory comes into the earth through you! Oh, yes, through you, My Little One; for you, and you alone, have paid the price! You have been called! You have been tried and tested in severe and harsh ways; and you have been found worthy to bear My holy seed, to be the mother of My manchild!

And, now comes the fortieth month, the fortieth month since the birthing of My Kingdom began in South Africa! Yes, the beginning of the forty long months, through which you have been continually tortured and continually persecuted by the dark and evil coalitions of Satan, the evil fallen angels, the wicked humans and the dark Annunaki (the Nephilim). And, oh how you have labored! How you have travailed! How many tears you have shed, as many fled far from you, as many labeled you with all manner of lies and accusations, and as many deserted you, adding heartache to heartache!

But, through it all My Little One, you never stopped praying to Me and to My Son! You never stopped loving us and you never stopped loving others, even those who deserted you, and who maligned you! Oh yes! This is so; for through all of your suffering, My love and My forgiveness in you has grown from day to day! For, daily you walk in My great love, in My grace and in My great mercy! And, through all that you have suffered, your faith in Me and in My Son has only grown! Yes indeed, by leaps and bounds your faith has grown; for you have known since the beginning of Revelation 12, that through this very work, I would release mighty blessings upon humanity!

Now comes the end! Soon, and oh so soon, people the world over will know the truth of Revelation 12! And, people the world over will know that Linda Newkirk of Mayflower Arkansas is the true woman of Revelation 12! There is none other, and there will never be another Woman of Revelation 12.

Now My Little One, comes My glory! With the advent of Comet 17/P Holmes comes My glory into the whole earth! For, what was a comet is no longer a comet! And, it is not a planet, but the long-awaited portal to My throne! This is the bridge to My throne, which is now being created before the eyes of the whole world! And, this bridge, My Little One, is attached to you, through the manchild, through My holy seed, which is in you!

By the day, My manchild is filling up the layers of this bridge; and on some photos of Comet 17/P Holmes, these layers are beginning to manifest! And, as you know; for you have seen it today, this portal is already beginning to attach to the earth through the manchild, who is in you! The manchild in you is now expanding greatly and rotating with the portal in the heavens!

End of Excerpt,

Dictated to and witnessed by Linda Newkirk on the 17 Day Of November 2007

An Open Invitation

To A Spectacular And Timely Heavenly Event!

Our Father In Heaven Speaks!

Receive, Believe And Ask!

My Blessed Child, I am your Father Yahweh, yea Jehovah, Most High God; and I come to you today to impart to you a message of My great love, of My great mercy and of My great grace!

My Little One, few know, or believe, that you, Linda Newkirk, the same Linda Newkirk of Mayflower, Arkansas, are the Woman of Revelation Chapter Twelve! And, few know how you have labored, how you have travailed, how you have suffered, and how you have often wept beneath the weight of unspeakable persecution! And, all for the love of Me, for the love of My Son and for the love of humanity!

Yes, few know, and of those who know, few believe! For your trials have been so great as you have travailed beneath the feet of Satan and all of his demonic hoards! Oh yes, you have travailed to bring forth My holy seed! A tiny seed indeed when it was given to you; but at this time, it has been maturing in your body for more than seventeen months! And, during this time, it has been growing in strength, power, and stature until it is, for a certainty, now a “manchild!” And, soon, oh so soon, it will be birthed back to My throne! But, not without you; for he is a part of you!

My Child, I have told you that, as the Woman of Revelation Twelve, you are the spiritual mother of My Kingdom! What grows in you is My Kingdom Seed! It is also the seed of My Son, Jesus, who is Saviour of Humanity! All, who marry Him, will receive this seed! All, who come into My Kingdom, to work in My service, and to be a part of My Kingdom, the queens, the kings and all others, must receive this seed! None will be a part of My Kingdom, who do not have this seed!

My Little One, as I have told you, soon and oh so soon, I will take you and My “manchild,” my now-matured holy seed, back to My throne! And, what awaits you in heaven is most surely the second greatest celebration ever to take place in heaven, the first being when My Son returned after He was crucified!

Now comes another grand celebration in Heaven and in some ways, perhaps in many ways, it is even more grand than when My Son returned, but not in all ways! For this celebration, this marriage to My Son, will go on for some time; with you, My Little One, being the first to marry Him, your marriage to Him coming through the now-matured holy seed of My Son! For, you are the spiritual mother of My Kingdom, the very one, who has birthed the holy seed into the earth, which is now a manchild!

My Little One, you have so often wanted these works to be finished! So often you have sought this; for you have wanted an end to the constant persecution, which is directed at you! But, you have not wanted to leave this Earth and to come into Heaven without your faithful friends! In fact, My Little One, your cries have continually come before My throne, wherein you have repeatedly asked that all “clean” souls be allowed to come with you and the manchild when you come to My throne!

And, yes, My Child, I shall grant this request, but in an even greater way than what you ask! Surely, I will now give the grace, great grace to you, that when I come for you and the manchild, I will also take those, have been your faithful friends. But, My Little One, I extend more, and I extend it to those, who are on the streets, who are in the highways and the bi-ways! Even if they do not know if Revelation Chapter Twelve is true; and even if they do not know a thing about what you have been through, if they ask of Me with a sincere heart and a humble heart to come, I will allow many of them to come with you, even total strangers! I will answer the calls of many, even those, who are lost and who sleep under the bridges!

Yes, I offer to them now a grand trip to heaven, a trip to behold the wedding of the ages, a chance to be a part of something so grand, that all of heaven is daily in great anticipation! And, this wedding, My Little One, is the wedding of My Son, as He first weds you, the spiritual mother of My Kingdom in the Earth!

Oh, yes soon, and oh so soon, you will have paid your price, your great price indeed, to birth My Kingdom into the Earth! And, all subsequent marriages to My Son could only come about because you have paid the price! If you have not paid the price to birth My Kingdom into the Earth, I would have no Kingdom in the Earth! And, soon, oh so soon, I shall so greatly reward you! For, you will marry My Son first and all will soon know that you are the woman, who bears the crown with twelve stars, the true Queen of Heaven, indeed!

Now, my Little One, I open up My invitation to this wedding, not only to your faithful friends, but to all, who truly wish to come, who can truly believe and truly ask! And, while I now allow you to post this on the Internet as a public invitation, I now call up others, who see and know the truth of what I write, to copy this message into printed form and to take it and to distribute it into the streets, wherever they live!

Some may need to translate this message into their own language! And, I call you now! I call you from the continents; and I call you from the islands to take this message, to copy it into printed form and to widely distribute it to those in the streets, where you live! I now invite anyone, who can receive the truth of what I tell you and who can believe, thereafter asking with a sincere heart, to be a guest at this most grand of weddings in heaven!

Oh, yes, this is true! This is real! And, this invitation is not being sent directly to the churches! This is not My desire; for they have overwhelmingly spurned these works of Revelation Twelve! My invitation now goes into the streets and I call forth My workers, the sincere of heart, those, who also wish to be a part of this grand wedding, to come forth now! I call you to come forth and to copy this message and to take it into the streets, take it into the jails! Take it into the villages! Take it into the highways and the bi-ways; and make haste! For, this wedding is soon, oh so soon, not many weeks away! Though many of My own have rejected these works, and are thereby unworthy to come, many others will not reject this invitation, but will shout with glee! For, they will hold dear what I now give so freely!

Oh, yes this is unexpected! All that I give now is unexpected! But, oh so soon, many will get a trip into heaven, which will forever change them! And, they will see the very first wedding, ever, in heaven, the wedding of My chosen, daughter, Linda Newkirk, the Woman of Revelation Twelve, to My Son! Thereafter, Linda Newkirk will begin her work as the Queen of Heaven, my Son’s very own queen; and as such will bear much power in Heaven and in the Earth!

All, who take seriously this invitation, and who come to Me in prayer, truly believing and truly asking to go, will indeed be received as guests of this grand heavenly event! And, yes, even some of these will be evil! For, first, I am a God of great love, of great mercy and grace! And, through this invitation of love, many will be forever changed!

My Beloved Child, type this and get this posted on the Internet soon! I will touch the hearts of many, who read this message, that they copy it onto paper and distribute it into the streets, where they live!

Come, Oh you nations! Receive what I freely offer! For, now My grace, My love, My righteousness, and My glory comes forth as you could neither have imagined, nor could have conceived in any way!! Glorious rewards now come to those, who believe!

Witnessed, dictated and recorded this 3rd day of November, 2007 Linda Newkirk

Verse’s From Matthew Chapter 22, That Relate To Our Father’s Invitation!

And, Jesus answered and spake unto them again by parables and said, The Kingdom of Heaven is like unto a certain king, which made a marriage for his son. And, sent forth his servants to call them that were bidden to the wedding: and they would not come. Again, he sent forth other servants, saying, Tell them which are bidden, Behold I have prepared my dinner, my oxen, and my fatlings are killed, and all things are ready: come unto the marriage. But, they made light of it, and went their ways, one to his farm, another to his merchandise: And, the remnant took his servants and entreated them spitefully and slew them. But, when the king heard thereof, he was wroth and he sent forth his armies, and destroyed those murderers, and burned up their city. Then saith he to his servants, the wedding is ready, but they which were bidden were not worthy. Go ye therefore into the highways and as many as you shall find, bid to the marriage. So, those servants went out into the highways, and gathered together all as many as they found, both bad and good; and the wedding was furnished with guests. And, when the king came in to see the guests, he saw there a man, which had not a wedding garment: And, he saith unto him, Friend, how camest thou in hither not having a wedding garment? And, he was speechless. Then said the King to the servants, Bind him hand and foot, and take him away, and cast him into outer darkness; there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth. For many are called, but few are chosen.

Verse’s From Matthew 25, Relate To Our Father Delaying The Return Of Jesus!

Then shall the kingdom of heaven be likened unto ten virgins, which took their lamps, and went forth to meet the bridegroom. And five of them were wise, and five were foolish. They that were foolish took their lamps, and took no oil with them: But the wise took oil in their vessels with their lamps. While the bridegroom tarried, they all slumbered and slept. And at midnight there was a cry made, Behold, the bridegroom cometh; go ye out to meet him. Then all those virgins arose, and trimmed their lamps. And the foolish said unto the wise, Give us of your oil; for our lamps are gone out. But the wise answered, saying, Not so; lest there be not enough for us and you: but go ye rather to them that sell, and buy for yourselves. And while they went to buy, the bridegroom came; and they that were ready went in with him to the marriage: and the door was shut.

Verse’s From Matthew 24 Relate To The Churning Waters In The February Warnings!

But as the days of Noah were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noah entered into the ark, And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. Then shall two be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left.

Amos 3:7 Surely the Lord GOD will do nothing, but he revealeth his secret unto his servants the prophets.

Judgement Warnings!

Book Twelve

Chapter Forty-Three

My Blessed Child, I am your Father Yahweh, yea Jehovah, Most High God. Listen to Me Little One and write as I say that all may be the wiser! Hearken I say, all you nations! Rise up and hear what I say! Open your eyes to see! Burst open your ears to hear! For do you not see that he whole world stands on a precipice, that the whole world now overlooks a great abyss! Who can stay My hand of judgement? Who can turn back My hand of timing? Who can know what I will do, or when I will do a thing? None I say! None can stay My hand and none can know My ways!

For surely many say, that is not of the Lord! He did not do such a horrible thing to His people! He has not brought such judgement! He has not destroyed in such a way! But, I tell you now, that these speak in ignorance! They speak foolishness! They speak the desires of their own hearts! For, I create and I destroy! For I am both a God of great love, and an all-consuming fire!

Oh yes, I am an all-consuming fire! And this part, most wish to leave out! They want to believe that I am love, but My love burns hot! My love cannot look upon evil and be pleased with it! Oh yes, I strive with the sinners! I have striven with you all since the beginning! And, all of you sinners! For I am full of love, mercy, and grace toward all! But even so, I am also an all consuming fire! And when I warn, and warn, and warn, through the mouths of My prophets and you despise My warnings, mock My prophets and even throw them out of your midst, oh then, after so much of this, I will turn against the mockers! I will turn against the scorners; and I will set My eye toward you for total destruction! I will utterly destroy the wicked! I will destroy the mockers! I will destroy the rebellious, and My word is replete with such instances of My judgement! But, I do not destroy without warning! And oh how I have warned you, you My people, all over the world! Oh yes, I have warned you! But few, and I mean few, have listened!

Oh hard-necked and stiff-necked generation! A generation of vipers, mockers, slanderers, backbiters, accusers, rapists, sodomites, perverts, liars, murderers, and thieves of every description! Undisciplined and unruly! Fit for destruction! Full of every deception! Oh my whip shall fall hard on you! And of a sudden, I shall rip the rug from beneath your feet! Of a sudden, I shall take away all that you cherish and hold dear! Of a sudden, I shall break you like a twig in the wind! Of a sudden I shall destroy your families, destroy your houses, destroy your careers, and take away your easy lives! Of a sudden I shall lay waste to your cities, to your coastlines, to your high-minded governments, and to you panderers and peddlers of falsehoods and lies! In one instant I shall deal such a blow to My own house and such a blow to Satan’s Kingdom that indeed, the New World Order will go forth on wobbly knees!

Oh yes! This is so, and this is at hand! For when I take My bride, I shall throw the world into such turmoil that overnite there shall come about massive starvation! Overnite, millions upon millions will perish in the churning waters! Overnite millions upon millions will be buried beneath the crumbling rocks of earthquakes that are so great that your instruments have never measured such things! Oh yes, overnite millions upon millions without electrical power! Millions upon millions without food! Millions upon millions dead! Banks closing and no money to be had! Wars, terrible wars, quickly thereafter breaking out all over the world as Satan’s own try for world domination! Terrible torture, persecution, and killing of many Christians! Mind control re-education camps in your midst and the new world order mind control teams working feverishly to take over the minds of the weak Christians and to use them for their own! Massive killing camps which far exceed anything Hitler ever had, as far as their grotesque horrors! A war against the so-called Christians such as never before, with any and all methodologies used against them to cause them to denounce Me and My Son!

Trials by the fire! Oh, great and terrible trails by the fires of persecution, starvation, wars, and deprivations of every kind! Harsh! Severe! Nuclear destruction! Poisoned food! Harsh! Severe! Oh the weeping! Oh the wailing, as all that all hold dear in this world, evaporates before their very eyes! Oh yes, the whole world now stands at the edge of this great abyss! And what keeps you from tumbling into the abyss? I do! I have stayed My hand and I will stay My hand a little longer! But know one thing and know this for a certainty! When Revelation 12 is ended then the whole world will go headlong into the abyss!

In that I allow you a little more time, I do so that you humble yourselves unto repentance! That you get on your knees before Me and confess your sins! Forsake your sins! I forgive the truly repentant and the sincere of heart! In that I delay a little longer the coming of My Son, I do so also to allow you to prepare for the harsh times, which are ahead! To all who are able to do so, get out of the cities! Get survival-oriented! Consider the times of massive starvation, massive power failures and wars! Put away food for three and one half years! Put away seeds so that you can garden! Put away supplies, for you will find that the stores shelves quickly empty out when this devastation hits! I tell you now, massive devastation, as yet never before seen in the earth! Prepare for hard times!

Yes I will soon take My Bride, but she will come back! Most wedding guests will come back, and I will keep whom I will! But do you suppose that you are going to escape anything! I say, prepare! And get away from coastlines! Remove yourselves from the areas of the Great Lakes and the swath of land which stretches between the Great Lakes and Mississippi River, for one day these lakes will dump into the Mississippi River!

Remove yourselves from California coastlines and get far inland! For one day soon, the ocean will reclaim much of this! To My people I tell you, pack up and leave Florida! That’s right! Such a judgement will come upon Florida that when I am through with it, only a string of islands will be left! Pack up and move from the Gulf Coast, and make haste! For so great shall be My destruction along this coast! Where will you go! Fast, pray, and seek My face, and I will guide you! Put Me first and I will show You My will!

Yes I am tarrying a while longer, but even so, it is but a short while still! Do as I say! Live for Me! Put Me first wherever you are! Though many may soon perish I will take all who love and honor, Me and My Son! Even if your body perishes in a prison camp, you will be at peace! For My Son will be there to take you! But some, I wish to preserve! You will be here through it all! Listen to Me! Get prepared! Come out of New York City! Leave the East Coast! Hear what I tell you now! For in one day, such a great upheaval shall strike the world, as none of you have ever seen in recent years!

I am your Father Yahweh! Hear My words! Repent! Live for Me! Stop your selfish ways! Give to Me what is Mine! Bless My prophets and My anointed servants and I bless you! Steal from Me, and I allow Satan to steal from you! You have robbed Me! You have stolen from My house, and I command that you give to Me what is Mine, and I will give to you, what is sure!

As witnessed, dictated and recorded this 1st day of February, 2008, by Linda Newkirk

Many more important tribulation warnings, including a map of safe areas, can be found at

Also visit for the antichrist prophecies/warnings about Barack Hussein Obama.

Visit this link for an Obama antichrist revelation given to Chercheng Xiong.

Watch The Obama Deception on YouTube and awaken to the lies and propaganda you are being fed by the media!

Read this very important expose by Jerome Corsi that details Obama’s missing records.

Those who take the ‘mark of the beast’ will suffer the following!

The Book Of Revelation  Chapter 14, Verses 9 To 11.

And the third angel followed them, saying with a loud voice, If any man worship the beast and his image, and receive [his] mark in his forehead, or in his hand,

The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb:

And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.

If you do not believe that Heaven and Hell are real, read the stories of those who have been taken there by Jesus. Dozens of testimonies can be found at

The following is a ‘forward’ to that was received by  J.Douglas Swaffield.

It is posted under ‘Blessings and Warnings’ at the website.

“I will bless every hand that takes part in this prophetic work. For as the prophets of old spoke, you would have never heard about it if scribes had not treasured My Holy Word. I will bless all those who have a hand in the transmission of this work. I will reward you in ways you do not know and keep you from the plagues and disasters written herein. To anyone who feeds this prophetess, as with the widow who fed Elijah, your supply will be multiplied, for he who receives a prophet in the name of a prophet SHALL RECEIVE a prophet’s reward. He that denies and resists these prophecies shall drink of their terrible bitterness; you resist your own deliverance; you will perish for lack of knowledge. Anyone who tries to destroy this prophetic work I will destroy, for it is written, ‘TOUCH NOT MINE ANOINTED, AND DO MY PROPHETS NO HARM.”

— J. Douglas Swaffield
Called and Chosen, A Prophet of God
February 13, 1998

Message for the Noahs

“Those that love the world will despise the prophecies of its demise. They will weep and howl at the destruction of their Babylon, their human construction of works, built by human effort through human wisdom, which is devilish.

Those that seek no continuing city on this earth, but one with foundations, whose Builder and Maker is God, are Abraham’s true children who please Me and are My friends, loving Me more than even their own life, because I am the Author of life. They rejoice that by these signs their redemption draws nigh.

Those that seek to preserve this earthen life deny its impending doom. Those that love Me and My righteousness are vexed by the wicked and welcome the overthrow of darkness.

As it was in the days of Noah, so shall it be in the coming of the Son of Man. For they mocked and laughed until it was too late.

I have given these prophecies because there are Noahs who I want to hear them. They will receive the Word gladly and bear fruit and glorify Me. Do not be alarmed by unbelievers who become enraged as the Pharisees were. The Laodicean Church is puffed with self-suffiency and pride. By and large it will not repent, but for the sake of some open hearts inside I knock and speak,” says Jesus

These prophetic words will divide asunder, judging the thoughts and intents of hearts. They will manifest the secret tendencies of men, whether they truly love Me or their own life.

All human accomplishments are as nothing before Me; all is vanity under the Sun. All this strife will come to and end, as I will not always strive with this fallen race. It is temporary; its days are numbered; it was poisoned by the fruit of the forbidden. From dust it came and to dust it shall return. I spoke words of re-creation to this fallen race, so that whoever would believe would have a new life. The condemnation is that some preferred darkness.

I came in a body of flesh so you could be clothed with the body of Spirit. I died your death so you could live My life. I took on your sins so that you could take on My righteousness.

I try men’s hearts, and I will use these prophecies to cause many to be tried, and search their souls, repent and be delivered. The Ninevites listened and repented.

Many will find salvation through these words. Do not look for affirmation from the church but fruit from the “Gentiles”. The Jews rejected Me, but the Ninevites believed and were delivered.

You will have a multitude of spiritual children.

My word, which goes forth, will accomplish the good purpose for which I send it. It shall reap a harvest, for it is the Word of Life, and the truth will set many free, though the liars will rage.”

–J. Douglas Swaffield
February 11, 1998


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